Counterpoint: Animals Are Stupid And Siya Is Stupid For Being Scared Of An Animal Uprising

This morning, Siya posted some fear-mongering hooey about an animal uprising based on footage of a dumb hunter trying to chase down a wounded pheasant.  Two things about this:

1.) Siya, HE STILL KILLED THE FUCKING PHEASANT.  IT’S DEAD.  THE ANIMAL DID NOT WIN.
2.) Animals most definitely do not “out-skill” humans. Need proof?  Watch this dog try to catch a taco:

Yeah, I’m real scared of that “animal uprising” you keep shouting about.

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