Anheuser-Busch Stops Making Beer For A Cause

The nobel laureate Lil Jon once asked one of humanities great philosophical questions; “Turn Down… For What?”  A rhetorical question, a riddle, or perhaps an affirmation of the Turnip.  You know how the son of man turned water to wine? Well Anheuser-Busch is kinda pulling a reverse on that.  Let the TV man tell it, while tapping on his computer TV in this metavision message:

Couple things: How lazy is your production value if you’re just coping and pasting bits and pieces you find on the web and regurgitating them for your TV audience? Also, No, TV/COMPUTER MAN it’s not too unusual.  They did this kinda thing for Hurricane Sandy too, TV MAN!

 

Georgia Brewery Manager Rob Haas told NBC News:

“Right now our production line is running emergency drinking water instead of beer, It’s something we’re uniquely positioned to do in a very timely period”

Well Done, Anheuser-Bush. Partnership with the American Red Cross for Disaster Relief? Check. Probable tax write-offs for your entire production line during these activities (a really good time to run maintenance, probably replace some machinery, etc) ? CHECK! Good press you can’t buy. Check Check Check! We call THAT a win-win-win in the business, and that Lil Jon, maybe an appropriate answer to your age-old query of the Turn Down nature.

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