Ben’s Diary: Siya Stole My Diary But I’m Not Going To Do Anything About It. Not Yet.

Dear Diary,

Siya stole my diary but I’m not going to do anything about it. Not yet.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Diary, but it’s been a while. Did you miss me? I missed you. Fist bump, bro. I’m sorry about how long it’s been. I couldn’t find you! I was looking all over for you in a frantic haze. I couldn’t fathom how I’d misplaced you. You’re an electronic entity after all, a page in cyberspace. My mind was apace with lighting strikes of horrid uncertainty. Did you set off on your own, sailing away into the electronic ocean, forging ahead to colonize new blogs? Did you stumble off in drunken defragmentation, bumbling into a digital brothel, catching a terminal virus? Or did you simply forget about me, my memory archived along with your location, hidden, set aside indefinitely?

Why This Blog Exists

This blog exists because of Entourage.  Specially the new Entourage movie trailer.
This Entourage movie trailer:

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Ben
BRO ARE YOU NOT FUCKING HYPED.  ARE. YOU. NOT. FUCKING. HYPED.

Siya
I’ve never had the temptation to be curious about cocaine… until this very moment.

Ben
YOU DON’T NEED IT BRO, YOU JUST SNORTED TWO MINUTES AND TWENTY SEVEN SECONDS OF PURE, UNCUT COCAÍNA THROUGH YOUR EYE HOLES.
VINNY CHASE IS BACK BABBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY