Humpday Hymn: Alicia Keys – “You Don’t Know My Name” (Parodied)

Dr. Kanye West produced the original ballad for a young up and coming songstress of the day, Alicia Keys – about a decade ago.  The soul singer added a layer of smoothness layin game down on a patron at the restaurant she waitressed at. FAST FORWARD to the real reason the universe the made all that happen. It’s right below, in this acapella video
oh oh oh, “yaki” is a brand of hair weave, FYI… okay GO:

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If after that piping hot serving of acapella McDonalds hot chocolate you STILL wanna try the original, suit yourself:

Watch Steph Curry’s RUDE Pre-Shot Celebration!

Michael Jordan once closed his eyes while shooting free throws. Iverson is known for the step-over after crossing up a defender then draining a 3 on them. But, Steph Curry is nicer than those guys – nonetheless deadly with the shot, however. Steph Curry knows the future, and won’t be bothered by waiting for the perfect 3 point swish like the rest of the mortals in professional basketball. GIVE HIM 5, NOW!

The ultimate #StephGonnaSteph moment pic.twitter.com/okwTmPvAW2

— Golden State Warriors (@warriors) October 6, 2015

It’s not even NBA season yet, and I get the feeling we’ll be forced to post a bunch of these by this guy. Simply deplorable behavior. Somebody stop him!

Watch Weatherman NAIL “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoger ychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoc” Like A Boss!

The English didn’t find it enough to troll us with the most linguistically nonsensical language possible, but they spread that throughout the earth, and are forcing this African to type using just that for you to understand this post. It turns out Shakespeare wasn’t the only one to make up words, “jus coz”… but it’s a thing these hacks did even with their town names.

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They forced Channel 4 News Weatherman, Liam Dutton to jump through this verbal hoop, watch him land like the top cat in the alley he is:

There are very few occasions weatherman deserve mic-drops… this is one of those. Reminds you of that moment you need to recall the State Fish of Hawaii don’t it?

NOBODY Loves Avocados Likes This “Grateful” Kid… NOBODY

1st of all, let’s get one thing straight. NOBODY likes avocados THAT much. We put up with them, for the guacamole. That’s really about it. Ben pointed out with a Potato Of The Day 47 how Big Avocado is hard at work in the slimy, disgusting business. The ruse clearly got to THIS toddler. Here’s several reasons why I call B.S. 😉 on this reaction:

a)Kids are anti-veggies AS IS. Don’t believe me? Please, tell me how you would pitch AVOCADO to a kid. Where do you start? Is it the great bland taste? The slimey green nothingness? Hm?

ii) It’s the kid’s BIRTHDAY. Remember those? They came once a year, and the whole world would stop to recognize your existence at least for a song, and until you had no more cake to feed the fake excitement? Despite all the hoopla, it’s fair to expect a TREAT to your desires on that one day. Anything ranging from a toy car, trip to Chuck-E-Cheese (IN THE BAHAMAS), or maybe a U.S. Green Card would be acceptable. But, AN AVOCADO? GTFOH!

3) That kid’s either a future Academy Award winning actor, or he is an informed idiot.  He clearly passed the “gratitude test” (which, btw WTF kinda draconian parenting trick was that, DAD OF THE YEAR?). More notably, the kid’s 5 TOPS… WHY and HOW does he know what an avocado IS? AT WHAT POINT in his life so far has anyone brought him THAT useless piece of information? Watch the video and judge for yourselves.