Word to Prince – enjoy ya self
Obligatory Apple Launch Post: iPhone 6s, Apple Pencil, And Apple TV Siri
In an internal memo, Steve Jobs once wrote:
“Tie all of our products together, so we further lock customers into our ecosystem”.
That ethos and sentiment has been the compass that guided these fanatics back to these product launches again and again, ever since. This is despite late entry and duplication into many ball games (most recently wearables, mp3 players, touch screen mobiles, and on and on). This has allowed for boring product launches with blase product features, that only become enhanced thanks to a sheepish developer community that writes code facing Cupertino 5 times a day. Like today’s. Ready? Here’s what you missed:
(S)orta New iPHONES:
They’re just like the other ones except faster processor, and better camera. They had access to both technology pieces along, but meeeh! Why not make you wait a product cycle? You’re GONNA buy it. But, wait! Now with a feature called “3D TOUCH”. Check it out! Might wanna buy a new phone just for it a year before another new one:
ipad pro and APPLE PENCIL:
“If you see a stylus, they blew it”
That was Steve Jobs on the prospect of adding a stylus to his iPad manifestation. But, whatever. WANNA SEE IT? I BETCHU DO:
Apple TV now With Siri:
I’m gonna go get a sandwich… maybe some soup with it. Siri, want any before we watch T.V. together? Fine, just have my show cued up. I’m out:
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