Turnip Tuesday: Juicy J – “Ballin” (Ft. Kanye West)
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“Um, yeah. I mean go with whatever line you think is better. It’s obviously very tongue-in-cheek either way… And I really appreciate you telling me, that’s really nice”
-Taylor Swift on phone call with Kanye before song release
There’s always 3 sides to a story… well 6, if one counts the intentions:
I just wanted you to know:
Pray For Me/
I’m about to hit the “Ye” button
“… kanye just sent a 1 hour version of ‘Father Stretch My Hands’ too for the end
When you’re Kanye’s best friend and Creative Director of his brain-child, DONDA you might do your own clothing line called #OffWhite. Then you take it to Paris for an hour long fashion show. But, what of the tunes? Should you make a playlist of the hottest joints around, or ask the homie to make you an hour long version of one of his sort after anthems from his latest album? Well you Stretch Your Hands, and ask the homie to make you an hour long version of one of his highly sort after anthems from his latest album, of course!
https://soundcloud.com/yup-868133868/father-stretch-my-hands-part-1-40-minute-remix-loop
If ever you’re listening
If heaven’s a prison
Then I am your prisoner
Last year, we put you on game to Sampha’s sultry vocals on another Humpday Hymn “Without”. Since then, he’s collaborated with Kanye West, and written on Beyonce’s latest offering as well. He’s back on his own solo effort in this transcendent ballad that turns into a dance track midway. Dope stuff from Young Turks across the pond as usual, CHECK IT OUT.
A Case For The Smash Hit Destined To Be:
If he just wanted another undeniable smash single, he could easily work this as another “Stronger” and let it be the inescapable song of the summer it is destined to be. That would give Kanye a shot at his 3rd #1 single, after “Stronger”, and “Gold Digger”, which is NUTS to realize – that he’s only got two Number 1 Top 40 songs at this point.
With a tempo so basic that your grandpa AND your off-beat white friend can comfortably bop to, and no virtually no explicit language, this is every DJ and producer’s dream just BEGGING to be remixed on every single bass-guitar stab, kick drum, and clap! BUT NOOO. Not for PABLO. Damn… guess I DO miss the “old Kanye” after all.
P.s.
Guaranteed this song will no longer be available for our Spotify ease of streaming for some Kanye reason or another… I feel it Fade:
Warning, this might break the cuteness scale on a level unseen since, well EVER. So prepare yourself. Take a seat. Put your drink down. Are you ready? You’re not… but just hit that play-button (or anywhere on the picture) below anyway! May the lord have mercy on your soul.
Out of the mouth of babes…
[Lowkey she looks ALOT like North West Ye or Nay-Nay?]
We don’t want no likes on Instagram! We just want FOLLOWS… THAT’S IT!
Panda — Panda — Panda – panda panda pandapandapanda
THAT’S what every TURN UP HOOK NEEEEEDS! No time for sentences! Brooklyn’s 18-year old, Desiigner is G.O.O.D. Music’s latest signee. That’s a collective that generally doesn’t take time to explain it’s utterances (see: leader, Mr. West).
Uncle Murda tags his verse on hilariously – before Ye used it on his latest “The Life Of Pablo” offering – mixing truth, humor, and shear audacity to drop a (EHEMMm) straightforward Amber Rose homage. WHOOOA! Check it out: