Flashback Friday: B2K – “Bump, Bump, Bump” (Ft. Puff)/ “Feelin Freaky” (Ft. Drumline)

This is going against ALL the rules. Ben and this African have lived by one code; love of country, protection of Jaden Smith and Shia Lebouf until we figure out just what the hell those two are doing, and an unspoken one-post-one-song rule.
But, my hands were tied. I searched for “Feelin Freaky” For Your Friday tunes because, well… song title. Then the computer suggested “viewers who liked this, also listened to Bump Bump Bump”. Usually those suggestions are meant to be ignored because, we can’t trust computers’ judgment  – they have no souls. Then, it became glaringly obvious. You simply can’t have one without the other. They are side-bs of each other (no side-a here).  If you’re “Feelin Freaky”, you’ll wanna turn around and make that body go “bump bump bump”… and the other way round (both ways).
So here we are. A double shot, For Your Flashback Freaky Friday:

See? Feelin freaky, aintcha?

Throwback Thursday: Isley Brothers – “Busted” (Ft. JS)

Go Upstairs, pack ya bags
While ya at it, call a cab!

Long before pals R.Kelly and Usher discovered they were messing with the “Same Girl“, the Pied Piper had a less friendly rival in Mr. Biggs (aka Ron Isley). The two R&B Legends battled in an epic multi-album back and forth struggle of Shakespearean proportions  for the heart of one mystical “Ms. Black Asia”. This would reach its  violent climax culmination in a final epic “Showdown“. Before that final duel however, Mr. Biggs caught his not-so-slick hussy coming home from one of her nightly love escapades, and what ensued was the best soap-opera you’ll see condensed into a music video… BUSTED:

Monday Mood: Chance The Rapper – “Somewhere In Paradise” (Ft. Jeremih, R.Kelly)

This week, answer the question with some questions questionin yours. Sound confusing? See how the soccer hackey sacker, cocky-khaki jacket-jacker, and slap-happy-fa**ot-slapper does so effortlessly that in today’s Monday Mood!

CDQ Audio Quality below:

https://soundcloud.com/chancetherapper/somewhere-in-paradise-ft-jeremih-r-kelly-1

Midnight Snack: Biggie Smalls – “Fucking You Tonight” (Ft. R.Kelly)

…so to speak

Humpday Hymn: R.Kelly – “Snake”

We get it, Kellz. Snakes are mysterious AF, and can be fun to charm and seduce like those talented Indian guys do. But, you know what else they are? Suffocating. Poisonous. Sneaky. If you trust them to be harmless without knowing enough about em, they’ll  come back to bite ya. JANET,  YOU TWO-TIMIN TEMPTRESS!

Sorry, um… Snakes. That’s where we were. The pied piper may love how she get down, but snake-play in bed? That’s some scary $hit…make sure that thing’s defanged 😉

Flashback Friday: Top 10 Durag Moments Of All Time… And A Lie

Ben’s freakin out ALL MONTH about spider eyes which he describes as  “loose remnants of damned human souls” among other things that scare him, and folks again mass shootin again. My birthday is Monday, and I wanna laugh. I’ll laugh at the young me trying sleeping with a durag on to “get them waves on lock”. Then one day, I woke up with the headache those usually come with, and realized “Wait a minute.. I’m African.. My hair’s suPPOSED to be nappy AF. Skip All that!” It’s been nap city every since, on this side! Ain’t no lookin back, baby! Well maybe just this once…

Join me, and take a trip with us down memory lane on this week’s Top 10 Moments In Durag History: