Watch J.J. Watt And Kevin Durant Hilariously Distract Fans’ Life Goals!

“Everyone needs a champ” is the title of this campaign. It’s beautiful, inspiring, and a great way for your sports heroes to show some love back to the 3-5 lucky few of you American Family Insurance picked.  Maybe I’m just being sinister on this Tuesday, but all I saw was “nice concentration on that dance routine, AMANDA – hope you don’t blow it when your heroes bang on the window of your dance studio! OOPS“.  Or maybe, “skate, skate, skate, KRYSTAL – now don’t freak out and crash into your teammates when J.J. Giant trolls you then chases RUSTY down for 26 miles straight”

It’s either that or whatever the intended message was. Check the short clip out for yourself:

FY Friday: Riff Raff – “TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ”

Riff Raff lives somewhere between mythical world of “is-he-for-real?-What’re-we-even-doing-here?” and Planet “I-can’t-stop-watchin… $hit-now-I-like-it”. Lil B The Based God is from this place, for reference. Unlike the humble Based God, Riff Raff is a high roller. So much so, that his alias is in fact, “Jody Highroller”, or “Jody” for short”. So it’s no surprise that women from space are intrigued by his shoe game. Lace your J’s up, and tip toe into the weekend wit this one:

Anheuser-Busch Stops Making Beer For A Cause

The nobel laureate Lil Jon once asked one of humanities great philosophical questions; “Turn Down… For What?”  A rhetorical question, a riddle, or perhaps an affirmation of the Turnip.  You know how the son of man turned water to wine? Well Anheuser-Busch is kinda pulling a reverse on that.  Let the TV man tell it, while tapping on his computer TV in this metavision message: